You dance, me get wet. You dance again. Me get wet again. Dancing continues. Me get wet again and again. Me think and think why this happen to me? I no dance. Then no dancing day or two. Me dry off.You no dance, me no get wet. Bright light go on in head. What happen if me dance? Me betcha you get wet. Everybody happy. Head hurts. Too much thinking.
Still dry but now me hurt all over. First strange woman me ask dance naked stop smiling and poke me in eye. Next one kick me in privates. Two more chase me with stick and big dog. Big Policeman come tell me buzz off. I no ask no more women. You dance, Me get umbrella.
Originally Registered January,2001 Member Number 3044
"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
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