Welcome home Old Dux.
Nice to hear from you, and just as I was about to sample your stash of booze. Great timing. True, I tried to do JRT's sabre dance and nearly ended up as fillets. Fortunately I was only using the parade swords that wouldn't cut hot butter.
Nothing kindergarteners do surprises me, especially when it involves trucks. I personally know someone who was expelled from kindergarten for braining fellow pupils with a huge wooden truck. In fact this individual was banned from every school in the town. But in case Lady'M' is reading this post, I am keeping my promise not to reveal the name of the culprit. Otherwise I wood probably be hospitalized with massive head injuries...
hint...hint...wink...wink...nudge...nudge,
you know what I mean?


"you know you've done a wheels up landing when it takes full power to taxi."