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Folks,

Dux:

The nutcracker WAS the Xmessy thing.... Don't you think it was at least a tad holidayish? Every home should have at least one Olga Nutcracker, especially during the holidays and on any occasion when fine dining and hard-shell nuts are on the menu. Yes, it functions especially well on Brazil nuts...which do not I understand, actually come from Brazil. A versatile implement, it can even help reset a broken finger, in a pinch.

The Faulty company, under whose brand name the Olga Nutcracker is marketed, is well known if not an especially trusted name in the kitchen aids manufacturing industry. Their slogan "If it's ours, it has to be Faulty" has raised some skeptical eyebrows in the advertising trades. Nevertheless they have continued to operate if not truly flourish for over 200 years. To date, their hand-crank Banana Peeler/Grapefruit Skinner and their battery operated Toothpick Sharpener have been their greatest success stories.

This being the first year the Olga products have been licensed only time will tell if the Olga brand Nutcracker, Can Opener, or Fast Fruit Squeezer will also become top sellers. They are priced right for holiday giving at just $5 us. Those desiring more information or needing to place orders in time for Christmas delivery should see page 8,674 of the colorful and very informative HWH gifting catalog so recently mailed to every home across the nation with an indexed household disposable income of over $100 per month. Anyone who has somehow not received their own copy of our catalog should borrow one from a friendly neighbor and have it professionally copied.