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Folks,

C51:

Well, technically we've heard from him. Should we enroll him in the EOTMC anyway or just wait patiently? His stories unlike mine are at least worth waiting for.

Besides which, while looking for a suitable bribe on the INTERNET my search engine dropped me on a travel page run by some nice Italian fellows in Chicago. There I discovered you can actually send a lucky buddy to the Kieth Richards Clinic for the Medicinally Befuddled located near the cold Scottish border for a full fortnight of healthy fun and frolic including mandatory nightly mineral oil enemas and twice daily ice-cold showers for only 500 pounds, 12 new pence.

Hey, I don't know what the exchange rate is right now but that doesn't sound like much in real dollars to me. This could even be a bargain. What do you fellows think? The price includes pick up and delivery in a stretch limo by two black suited, white tied, really big 'Scottish' fellows named Guido and Nuncio.

Here's the best part. Dux will come back to us positively glowing, fresh smelling, hair glossy and neatly combed, system fully dried out and substance free, innards flushed and cleansed, brain clear, fully functioning, constantly nourished by a blood stream newly chocked full of 100s of powerful vitamins and no less than 750 trace minerals some of which are mildly radioactive (well, I said he'd be glowing).

This could be it men. Let's give Dux a tiny bit more time to write that story though because genius should never be rushed, right?

OK Dux old fart, you have a couple more minutes... No? Wait, you're quite right SNAFU... let's be generous, you have a couple more days before that big limo with the Illinois plates parks in your drive.