Chaps,

I'm with JRT on this one. Spare a thought for the ozone layer Jens and search for an alternative to assist your velocipede meanderings. I feel sure that Karl von Drais, when he first appeared on the streets of Mannheim would never have resorted to consuming vast quantities of gas-producing veg in order to facilitate his progress. Asphyxiation of the onlookers would have killed off any prospect of his contraption gaining popularity.

All you need to know about fartless beans: http://caminosantiago2.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/fart-less-beans.html

'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'

Manfred von Richtofen
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