JRT, after being in this boat for days on end with you two, I hate to be the one to tell you but perhaps a smell checker would be more appropriate right now. Old Dux, in case you hadn't noticed, my ample girth could no more pass me off as a shadowy figure than could Olga's or Ilsa's. Unless you mean a figure that casts a great shadow. Take a closer look at the reed-thin profiles of those two athletic supporters JRT and SNAFU if you want the true culprit. Or else look no farther than your own batman, who I think you will find is really..BATGIRL! 'Fess up Old Dux. SNAFU, oh ye with the eagle eyes (ours are too bloodshot) what do you see out there?
"you know you've done a wheels up landing when it takes full power to taxi."