Folks,

Dux:

All the little moggies have been retrieved by their owner who conveniently took them to safety just prior to the grass being cut. You may remember that at one time the kids had rescued a baby possum. That tiny critter was literally frightened to death by a passing lawn mower. We thought at first that the little fellow was just "playing possum". Not so. He was deadly serious about it.

Yup. The "gold" of the new medallion can even be placed in contact with the skin without fear of said skin turning green. Foil from Capstan cigarettes you say? Those fags were deadly. The brand's paper wrapper was the only thing fit to smoke IMHO. They gave off such a putrid stench that most of the lads actually preferred the "Little Czarina" vodka soaked, pencil thin cigars Olga imported from southern Sloberovaya. Full strength, yes indeed they were. Also a favorite of Stalin; I believe that a monthly chest x-ray was recommended in bold, red Cyrillic lettering right on the packet of that particular brand.


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