Delighted to find that Tiscali have upgraded my broadband from 2.2 to 7.8 megaburps without charge, free, gratis and for nothing.
It has stopped raining and is now clear but a lot colder. Just as it should be in January.
Received a telegram from Olga. She has taken rooms on the Laird of Cockaleekie's estate and requires a cheque for �3-17-9d for initial rental and deposit. He has suddenly remembered an important grouse-shoot holiday and prefers to be elsewhere... The head gamekeeper has taken to the coverts and the butler has barricaded the wine cellars.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
