What's this about my statue being next to a lavatory? Which lavatory? Who gave permission for it to be moved? Who is responsible for this outrage?
Rest assured - I will leave no turn unstoned until I find the perpetrator/s and then woe betide him/them.
I demand that it be returned to its proper location without delay - that is about twenty yards to the right of the main entrance to Lambeth Sewage Works.
Bloody cheek.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
