According to the Drudgereport site, American servicemen have become greatly inconvenienced by food poisoning in Afghanistan and the turkey stuffing is high on the list of suspects.
Don't get me wrong...there's nothing funny about that. I'm sure they would much rather be back home instead of in that god-forsaken benighted country.
It's just that it occured to me that JDF may get some fancy ideas seeing as how he was cut out of the goodies recently and might try to get his own back. Before your turkey slides into the oven, check out the ingredients carefully if you don't want to spend the festive season warming the lavatory seat. Test him with a few morsels of sage & onion or whatever mixture is customary in NC. If he declines....so should you. Either that or corner the market in lavatory rolls.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
