You say you had to give that pink thing back? That somehow suggests that you borrowed it with my full knowledge.
Not so chaps. My batman has reported a shadowy loitering type person hanging around my clothes line. The inference is inescapable...
Kindly return that item without delay. Also the Turkish belly dancers bra, the midnight blue satin bottomless evening dress, the sequin encrusted suspender belt and my Veronica Lake hairpiece which has only just been specially cleaned at no small cost, I can assure you.
Crumbs! You need eyes in your arse with you lot.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
