Folks:

54 F. at 8 AM. Heavy rain last night. No heat needed in the house for a couple of days with windows wide open. Nice weather Jens but we have been advised by the small screen prognosticators, who have been beavering away with their computerized Ouija boards, to brace ourselves because the cold is returning to Dixie with a vengeance tonight.

My friends, in retribution for failing to respond to my fruitless attempt to seed the thread and get it moving again you will now be subjected to one of my most retched attempts at writing limericks. Once was the time posting such lowly literary trash would immediately result in a full page of equally poor competing verse.

A sickly young girl from Shannon

There was a sickly young girl from Shannon
Who put her whole head in a cannon
The powder went off
And that cured her cough
But it also took off what she sat on

Forgive me, that may have been cruel and unusual punishment.


Originally Registered January,2001 Member Number 3044

"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"

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