Err, ah, I hate to brag but well, er, ya see the only thing ferrets love better than fat little black rabbits is goin' mole bustin' before breakfast. Ferrets are the original "tunnel rats" you know. Our JayDee would have that blind little sucker husked and shucked faster than you could say Monica Lewenski backwards.
Get a ferret son. All the varmints just hate it when a ferret moves in. The day your ferret takes up residence, mark my words, you can look out your kitchen window about sundown and there will be a steady stream of little mice, rats, moles and all other such pesky little critters trudging down the road with their little suitcases in their hands and a sad look on their long greedy faces like the gravy train just got derailed.
------------------ "Blessed are they who expect nothing. For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"
[This message has been edited by Jolly Roger Too (edited 07-11-2002).]
