I have received a wonderful montage of your ancestors and found it to be most impressive. I could see at once where Napoleon got his inspiration from. And dear old Granma! What a 'looker' as they say! You must be proud of such an exalted lineage. No offence old chap, to you or JDF but the star of the show must surely be the charming little fellow featured in the centre!
But what's all this cider kick? Surely such an auspicious occasion should have merited an 1848 Chateau Lafite or two....what?
Maybe we should put that by for August 13th 2003....by that time we could have mortgaged the bungalow for the odd bottle
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
