Have a good leave (furlough) and come back refreshed for your next tour of ops. Pity you did'nt let me know sooner - I could have put you on to a spiv down the Old Kent Road who sells nylons and perfume....nudge, nudge, wink, wink....what!
Looks like I'll be out of action for a day or too as well. I saw that fight JRT and would have helped out but as I ran from the Plough outside lavatory I slipped on a pile of vomit and did the splits. I am at the moment esconced in the Happy Eventide Home for Retired Gentry with severe groin strain but my every whim is catered for and the nurses keep me cool with their rapidly fluttering eyelashes. War can be hell...
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
