I thought you would comment on the Jolly Roger. That would have been the preferred crew position for your good self I am sure!
I always urge my true buddies to address me as Dux or Duxy. Those who think it more fitting to defer to my exalted status can always collect their kneepads from the south lodge when entering the estate.
Er...we don't often talk about it but Inbred Eddy is firmly locked in the east wing tower and is only allowed out on Walpurgisnacht.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
