Fear not. There could never be any likelihood of a Snud lookalike. Firstly, the designers/builders would need to corner the market in cast-iron and secondly, the construction details of the latest modifications to the new Dungski MkIII Long Range three-hole chemical toilet are a closely guarded secret - even more jealously concealed than Stalin's personal aromatic moustache varnish mixture and his Ilyushin and Mikoyan quick-release jockstrap buckle.
'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'
