Welcome home. It has been rather quiet around here with just MG and myself to keep Leroy and the beermaid out of mischief. Perusing all online newspapers posted from Anglesey I noticed no unusual activity in the posted court dockets for that area. Were you taken ill? Perhaps the good Lady "J" discovered the previously hidden secret to keeping you upon the 'straight and narrow'?
Even Olga has behaved with quiet if not with dignity during the past week. Mostly she just sat in the corner table pining away for your return and drinking large glasses of imported un-pasteurized, non- homogenized, non-vitamin D fortified Siberian yak milk. The milk was imported...not the yaks.
Give me a shiny DSO with a bar or maybe two. I have always wanted a bar of my own. Two would be extra nice. That would make things so convenient when my friends and I are thirsty. Of course it might not be especially profitable considering the great thirst we work up on a daily basis.
The great Stanford Tuck deserved and was awarded bags of gongs by HM the King. That time he was bounced by 3 109s alone above the Channel and shot down by the single survivor it was good fortune that he was not wearing all his medals when he hit the water. Otherwise the considerable weight might have taken him straight to the bottom where he would have had to walk out.
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"Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed" - Edmond Gwenn, "The Trouble With Harry"
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