Carrick, who did you buy those tennis rackets from? Roland Garros?

Raine, too bad about Sheeley. I guess he was better at ping-pong than at his controls. A sombre reminder that the SPAD is not invincible. On the other hand I’m glad you sampled some of Camille’s tarts, but stay away from her doughnut. I’m pretty sure the centre is overflowing with filling. It could be messy.

MFair, if you won’t ask, I won’t tell.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."