Finally watched "Signs" from 2002. What a monumental waste of time and film. ALL the performances were wooden, the pacing was straight out of a recovery ward, and the cinematography was amateurish, relying FAR too heavily on gimmick shots. On top of it, the aliens...who were quite humanoid...couldn't come into contact with water. So the "bad guy" was basically the Wicked Witch of the West. I haven't laughed so hard at the reveal since "Zardoz".
Far too much wrong with this monstrosity to have been anything but the fault of the director, who also wrote it. Remarkable, considering it was the same person who gave us "The Sixth Sense" just three years earlier.
