Carrick, is that a picture of the milkmaid, mistress, or the wife? MFair, looks like the literary bug has bitten you as well. Your reports are becoming more and more detailed with every entry. Not to mention Jackson is becoming the scourge of the skies.
"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys, The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain, From out of my arse take the camshaft, And assemble the engine again."