Carrick, I don't care about your leg. All I want to know is what nurse did you get? MFair, congrats on the confirmed kill, and too bad about that bloody gun jam. From now on you have to load your own ammo.
Due to JJJ65's wonderful new ME addition my French pilot Adjutant Gaston Yount is no more. A bunch of Albatrosen pounced on the flight as they were taking off. Two of them went after Gaston and peppered his sorry behind. He tried to dodge, but that made it even worse. He stalled at low altitude and ploughed the nearby field. R.I.P.
"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys, The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain, From out of my arse take the camshaft, And assemble the engine again."