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A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women because of this.

Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. “Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you’ll be 5 inches shorter.”

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back: “No!”
The guy looks down and sure enough, he’s 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks — let’s try that again. “Will you marry me?”
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again: “No!”

Zapp! — the guy’s down to 15 inches. Well, that’s still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again: “Frog, will you marry me?”
The irritated frog yells back: “Look.. how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, and NO!”

Ooopsie

LOL

That is good!

Ouch!

Hehe, I almost posted that one myself except it was a Witch Doctor and a swamp

I seem to remember a photo of what was supposed to be a real "male organ" on a "real male" standing there with no pants.

It was in the range of roughly 16" (IIRC).

I just checked "records" on-line. Where I checked they showed a guy with almost 19".

When I was young, I lived in the mountains of Virginia. Ponds and streams all over. I must have talked to that frog.