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Nice!
A kinda-sorta free drink!
And Happy Birthday Lou. Skip the Afternoon Patrol.

Happy birthday Lou!
I have mine on Sunday...

Many happy returns you old bounder!

Ah, Catch.....The phrase "Balls to the walls" comes to mind! Would one of you fine lads be so kind as to pass the cricket bat through the portal of the outdoor privy door! I think Catch might benefit from it to ward of any intruders. Wouldn't want the man to lose his jewels.

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Robert, that would be showing disrespect to our sacred cricket bat, and I'll have no more of that. I believe there's a 3-iron around here somewhere you could pass through to catch if you feel he needs it. I suppose one of us should go looking for the keys to that Crossley - maybe after the next round of drinks.

Thanks gents for the birthday wishes, much appreciated.

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Oh, and by the way, one round of Aberfeldy for each year of Lou's survival, on my tab before we go a searchin for that 3 iron! Cheers!

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That's a lot of Aberfeldy.

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Only top drawer for our illustrious leader Sir! I may regret it in the morning before the dawn patrol but right now, I am all in on this as will be my wallet for some time to come it seems! BWOC BWOC BWOC

Happy Birthday, Lou and another wish for elephant!

Now for some of that Blabberfilthy, or Ableferdy or...

Happy birthday Gents!

Did somebody say birthday cake? Happy cake day! I mean Birthcake.

Happy Birthday to the irreplaceable Lou! BWOC BWOC BWOC!

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Another birthday today, this time for the BOC's own pachyderm. Happy Birthday elephant! Your bar tab is already being run up in honor of the occasion.

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Thank you Lou, cheers everybody, good health to all of you (and your families)!!!

I hope I am not too late to join the party - happy birthday gents!

I'm back from leave, could only find one of these so I'm afraid you'd have to share chaps.

Catch, shhhh! Don't interrupt, there's a dinner and a show in progress. Oh wait, that's a mirror!

Psssssst ….. I say psssssst …. Fullofit …. get me out of this stinkin' bog and there's a brand new crisp ten pound note one pound note in it for you. What! Okay two pounds. You drive a hard bargain sir! {hehe snigger} So here's the plan, wait 'til Lou has passed out and carefully retrieve the set of keys from under his toupée …. What! It's a hairpiece. Remember to put it back exactly as it was as he's very particular. One of these keys opens the safe behind George's portrait. Inside that you will find ten pounds that Lou owes me. Yes yes I need that to pay you! Also there is another key tagged "Lou's shed." Grab that and proceed to his shed next to the Gentlemens bordello. Locate his keyhole saw and withdraw. Do not look through the keyhole on the southern wall as time is of the essence. Upon return to the BWOC, act casual and calmly walk outside without arousing suspicions. Pass the saw under the privy door and I'll cut through the slats at the back making good my escape. So Fullofit, have you got that? Okay then off you go old thing. And don't cock it up! BWOC BWOC BWOC!!!!

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Not sure what all transpired towards the end of our most recent celebrations as I drifted off then, (Aberfeldy makes me sleepy). However, something of interest clearly went on as I awoke this morning to find my barrister's wig turned inside out and sitting sideways on my head and the keys I normally keep beneath said wig stuffed into the toe of my left boot. Further, when I went out to retrieve the Crossley from in front of the privy, I found catch had remained locked in the outhouse all night. When I opened the door he was standing there, looking a tad on the ragged side, and trying to saw away the boards of the back wall with a pastry knife. Also present was the the badger, on the floor of the privy, unconscious or possibly dead, with a large knot on its head and a rather bent 3-iron lying next to it. catch was out of there in a shot, asking if I'd seen Fullofit and muttering something under his breath about getting two pounds owed him. Ah well, I'm sure it's nothing. Of additional note, ever since waking up I've had an irresistible craving for a large piece of cake and a burlesque show. Go figure.

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