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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
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Semper Fi
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Robots are stealing my luggage.
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XboxLive Tag: DOBrienTG1969 Dave O'Brien,Top Gun PhotographyNikon D500 & D7200 Nikkor 70-200VR AF-s F/2.8 Sigma 50-500 & 17-50 F2.8 Sigma 150-600
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Love it, showed it to my wife who quickly grabbed a photo of it and shared to facebook right away. Laughing the entire time.
Erebus Full Tower:Windows 7 Ult 64bit:Intel� Core� i7
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Pro-Consul of Florida King Crimson - SimHQ's Top Poster
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Awesome. Do you create these jokes yourself Bill? If yes, you should consider a career change!
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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J-B Weld
by Terl9999 - 10/02/26 11:54 PM
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