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Big day tomorrow, shame we won't get to Santa's birthday on the 25th though 
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Is it worth me going into work or not?
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heart warming story about a shark that spits out so many people that they have to open a beach.
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Probably not. In fact good chance to ring up your boss and tell him exactly what you think of him! 
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I think he knows what I think of him already 
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heart warming story about a shark that spits out so many people that they have to open a beach.
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I better open my prezzies tonight then and spend my savings on as much booze and prostitutes as I can afford as I won't have to answer to the missus in the morning!
Brilliant!
That Farrow bloke you executed today, are you sure he's dead?
Well I chopped his head off, that usually does the trick.
Yes, don't get clever with me Baldrick. I just thought you might have lopped off a leg or something by mistake.
No, the thing I chopped off had a nose.
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Hey, just think about it. If the world really ends tomorrow then we don't have to worry about all of this public debt our countries have amassed!
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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Hah. I'll be glad when this is finally over with, but what inanity shall emerge to take it's place?
WARNING: This post contains opinions produced in a facility which also occasionally processes fact products.
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So... is this like a time zone thing? Like... will the planet crumble bit by bit?
Or are we going by Mayan Standard Time?
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Anybody in Australia up and can describe the magnitude of the destruction caused by the fireballs falling from the sky? ...also, please mention if you are sober. 
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Anybody in Australia up and can describe the magnitude of the destruction caused by the fireballs falling from the sky? ...also, please mention if you are sober. Hmmm, don't expect many replies then... 
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Would be helpful if there was a similar thing to the NORAD Santa tracker so we can see where the Doomsday devastation is currently devastating.
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looks more likely we will be getting snow, cold temps and high winds, 60 to 70 MPH instead of 1250 degrees with the sky falling. Don't know how the mix would turn out. Yikes...
Have you seen the Arrow? WWW
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So is the apocalypse following the time zones or does it just happen all at once? I've never been through anything like this before so I'm a bit of a noob.
I practised a few one liners for shouting just before it all ends ... and I'm kinda biased towards the "Surfs up #%&*$#" for the tidal wave scenario. The problem is that I don't really know what to expect. I'm kind of sleepy now and if I go to sleep and then just wake up before the merde hits I'm probably just gonna go for the first thing that comes to mind. Which most likely will be something pretty uncool...
I'm kinda stressed out actually. It's like on X-factor, you just get one chance to shine.
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I've never been through anything like this before so I'm a bit of a noob. Well, not an Mayan apocalypse of course, but you've been through lots of similar apocalyptic predictions before. I've survived over 50 of them myself. Feel free to check for yourself here, makes you feel like quite a badass for living through all that to be honest.
It freaks me out when I think about how big the universe is.
Just so big and growing bigger, exploding outward constantly in all directions,
so no, I don't care how fast I was going, officer.
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I guess if this doesn't happen, I am going to have to start Christmas shopping on Saturday.
Dammit, I was hoping to get out of it.
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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Anybody in Australia up and can describe the magnitude of the destruction caused by the fireballs falling from the sky? ...also, please mention if you are sober. Too late, the apocalypse has turned off their internet connection.
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Australia here. Gosh, that new planet sure is beautif@#$%&^*()*^$#@##$^&*()_
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OH NOES! Smithcorp! RESPOND! SMITHCOOOORP!
"Himmiherrgottksakramentzefixhallelujah!"
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"It takes forever +/- 2 weeks for the A-10 to get anywhere significant..."
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"Ha! If it gets him on the deck its a start!"
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"What people like and what critics praise are rarely the same thing. 'Critic' is just another one of those unnecessary, overpaid, parasitic jobs that the human race has churned out so that clever slackers won't have to actually get a real job and possibly soil their hands."
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Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
- Alice Kahn
The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.
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HOA's
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