As much as I love my Sister Karen, (bless her) its like playing Russian fecking roulette with yer life everytime you get in a car with her and she's driving.
I'm not saying all Women are crap drivers (what was that German lass called on Top Gear again? Amazing), but for some reason the vast majority lack the spatial reasoning and ability to park cars properly. Our Russian friends have even noted the phenomena, clearly proving beyond doubt that it is universal.
What is the part of the brain responsible for spatial realisation, cognition etc? Whatever it may be, with most Women it is clearly cluttered with Shoes.
Cat, I'm sorry bonny lass *miaow*....but you know its true.
Please don't hate me. I love women. How could I not? Me Mams one.
