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'After about twenty years of having one, I am now convinced that, for the most part, smartphones may be the dumbest thing man has ever invented!"

"There's a sucker born every minute."
Phineas Taylor Barnum

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If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heart warming story about a shark that spits out so many people that they have to open a beach.

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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter

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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”