that reminds me of a response to a cleaning company call, where the prankster asks if they can get blood stains out of carpet, and if killing a relative is illegal. I like to tell the siding guys that I am a siding installer, and the furnace guys that I don't have a furnace, but need the firepit cleaned out, stuff like that. Never just hang up on them when you can torment telemarketers a bit.
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