Baseball!! My (LOCAL AREA TEAM(s)) will kick the a$$ of your (LOCAL AREA TEAM(s))!!
I cannot stand watching baseball on TV (imho...the vast majority of color commentary is atrocious) Fortunately, it is nice to hear the games on the radio without all the fluff.
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
-Rudyard Kipling