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We could, and if we did it would probably shorten the war by a year. Even more if we demanded tushie lifts as well.

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Not to mention that we would avoid WW2 altogether.
* to all the people reading this hundreds of years from now it is a long weekend here in Canada. We royalist get an extra day off to celebrate queen Victoria (not the current queen) birthday and I’m trying some of the local craft brews, such as “The Octopus Wants To Fight IPA” (goes well with a squid) or “Live Transmission” from the Flying Monkey Brewery. After we win the war for the free breast implants and tushie lifts I will try the “Bone Shaker”.


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A man with a plan.

And Happy Vickie Day!

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The wife is away on a business trip so beer is all I have left. I hope Vickie doesn’t mind.


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Fullofit, I think what you meant to say was, "Thank God I still have my beer".

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Lou, beer is good (lovely in fact) but I value WoFF more. You can quote me on that.


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Well of course, you can get a beer anywhere. WOFF, on the other hand, is a far more rarefied commodity.

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You see, it’s like this. Some women claim chocolate is better than sex. Apparently they’ve never tried WoFF.


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Or maybe they have but they're just not telling their significant others about it.

"Sweetie, where have you been for the last three hours?"

"Oh, hi Honey, I didn't know you were here. I was aaaah --- I was having some chocolate. Yes, that's it, chocolate."

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Heh, heh! I think I’ve heard my wife say that once! Females are such hypocritical creatures.


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And somewhere in France an American cowboy is taking his former prostitute girlfriend........ a box of chocolates. As we say down here, “you boys ain’t right!” Fullofit, have one for me while your at it.


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Oh you guys make my jolly. MFair, l’m already quite tipsy, but for you my friend I’ll reach into the icebox for just one more. (Falling over and crawling on all fours to the fridge)


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Back from the fridge. Anyway, I hope that after the war your former prostitute can get her free tushie lift and breast implants during her lunch break, claiming she did nothing of the sort. She simply ate some chocolate.


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Happy Victoria Day!!!

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Up and mixing it with e/a Recon types on both flights my mates knock down 1 for 1 of us damaged. I think that I might have damaged an e/a on the second flight, But ?

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Happy Victoria Day indeed!


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mmmmmmmmmmmm, A hottie playing WOFF.

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Wait a minute! This is a fake! I don’t see the TrackIR sensor clip on the bonnet.


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RAF Lou :

Tushie Lifts ?

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