Rekt from Latin rectus meaning “straight”, which ironically refers to getting hit in the kister. Our Johnny had a veritable hornet’s nest at his rear. Good thing his buttocks survived the incident intact despite the Huns lacking tact whatsoever.
"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys, The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain, From out of my arse take the camshaft, And assemble the engine again."