Ready? (This is top secret/classified beyond descrption!)
There is no such thing as baldness!
What happens is that the hair stops growing out, and instead grows in!
Get it?
I discussed this with my wife and she agrees.
I have stopped shaving, and trimming my hair.
Because...........
Your hair never really falls out.
It just grows in a different direction
IN
And, for a extra feature, the more hair I grow, the smarter I get!
I will soon be running for President. Of the WORLD.
Any resemblence between me and a gorilla is pure coincidence.
p.s.: I even shave my TEETH now!
Pat Tillman (1976-2004): 4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors. 5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals. Forever United States Army Ranger.
