OK OK... you got me... but i'll share:

http://www.gettacticaldammit.com/images/Chuckie5.jpg

Then 12 years ago after the army when i became a cop:
http://www.gettacticaldammit.com/images/OfcAnk.jpg

Then after 12 years of night shift, bad eating, bad sleeping, heavy drinking, and video gaming;
http://www.gettacticaldammit.com/images/Ofc%20Mag02.jpg

That should serve as a warning to you kids. ;\)