Yes.
Its A fairytale about some broad who turns into a frog unless she kisses a pumpkin before the prince kisses it. It turns out that the prince was turned into a carriage by the 3rd wicked witch and Cinderella rode him all the way home and didn't even notice. Some say, she had to do it by midnight, but the clock never struck 12. On later investigation, it was found that the mechanism was jammed by the carcase one rodent called Hickory Dickory Dock. (Mr Docks family was unavailable for comment)
The prince didn't have to kiss the pumpkin, he just had a fetish for them. (It was a bad night for him)
The missing two witches were out of action because of over filling their pockets with poesies and inherently falling down.
Meanwhile back at the castle, the 7 dwarfs ... Uh? Hmmm...
There is more to it, but I cant remember...
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