http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Cool-Cam.aspxBrand G. got his start in the game industry working at MicroProse, famous
for classics such as Civilization, the X-COM series, Masters of Orion,
Pirates, and Dark Earth (one of my personal favorites). MicroProse was
also known for its military simulation games, such as Gunship, Pacific
Air War, M-1 Tank Platoon, and Falcon 4.0. Brand was brought on to work
on such a simulation, European Air War.
European Air War was doomed. It was four years in development and not even
close to being ready to ship. In Brand's first month at MicroProse, the
whole programming team on European Air War quit, sensing that their project
was on the verge of cancellation. Not only that, but everyone had grown
tired enduring the stress of the weekly "why-shouldn't-we-cancel-this-project"
meetings with the executives. In these meetings, they'd have to choose
their words carefully when answering the executives' tough questions about
the budget as well as major bugs in the system such as...
* Why are the planes flying backwards sometimes?
Well, uhh, a little known thing about Nazi technology developed in World
War I...
* Why do the wings come off the plane whenever you fire the guns?
Uhh, err...
* Why does the plane bounce up and out of the earth's atmosphere when you
crash into the ground?
Umm, in high-speed collisions like that it's not totally unreasonable that
a plane's velocity torque rotary girder viscosity...
These meetings were tough. It almost seemed as though the execs were only
keeping the project alive for the sadistic pleasure they took in watching
the developers squirm. And among the bugs mentioned above, there were mountains
more. For instance, planes couldn't take off or land. At all. Well, you
could try to land, but that would cause the bug where the plane would bounce
off the ground and into outer space. So to address the issue, all missions
started out mid-flight and wouldn't require (or even allow) you to land.
Another fun bug caused the enemy AI to do your work for you. A rogue enemy
plane would suddenly reject his mother country and start shooting down
his own teammates. That is, until his wings fell off the plane since he
was firing his guns. Then he'd kamikaze his plane into the ground, which
would launch the plane into outer space that the MicroProse executives
probably didn't find nearly as funny as I do.
Brand would stress out about defending the game at the weekly meetings,
but that didn't mean that he thought concerns about European Air War's
progress were unfounded. Facing a mountain of bugs and a project ready
for the chopping block, he was relieved when another developer was added
to the team, effectively halving the abuse Brand would have to deal with
on a weekly basis. We'll call the new developer "Tim."
Tim knew what he was getting into when he came aboard the project. He knew
about the bugs, about the budget, and about the impending cancellation
of the whole thing. And with the major issues, you'd figure he'd start
with any one of them. Maybe the one with the wings falling off whenever
guns were fired. Especially considering the game is called "European Air
War." If the wings ("air") and guns ("war") come off the plane, the game
title should just be reduced to "European," or perhaps "European Wingless
Plane Amidst Nazi Battle Simulator." You could start up a game and watch
Nazis shoot eachothers' planes down until yours crashed.
With all of the bugs he could get started on, he decided it was necessary
to add a new feature instead. He developed a camera system that would focus
on anything "cool" happening near the player. For instance, one plane shakes
another with a delicate evasive maneuver. Or it'd mount to a bomb right
as a B-17's bay was opening, following its descent onto the earth. Or it'd
follow a plane being shot down, ablaze and spiraling toward the ground,
engines sputtering.
The "Cool Cam" was cool. But it didn't change the fact that the game was
almost completely broken. Brand wanted to confront Tim about bug priority
and all of the code he was toiling away to debug, but held his tongue.
No one could save the project at this point anyway.
At the next week's meeting with management, the air felt heavy. With each
passing week the execs were seeing money hemorrhaged into a dying project
that they'd had a full team on for four years. Tim started up the game
and played carefully to avoid the obvious bugs. Getting a double whammy
of tough questions ("How overbudget is this project?" and "Why shouldn't
we cancel this right now?"), Tim made sure his plane was level and flying
evenly and let go of the joystick and hit the cool cam button.
Brand sat there silently, watching the monitor. Tim turned toward the execs,
about to stumble through an answer they probably wouldn't accept. The room
was silent, save for the steady hum of the plane's engines coming out of
the computer speakers. Suddenly, the camera zoomed in on an explosion,
following a flaming plane barreling toward the earth, then the focus moved
slightly to another plane quickly evading the flaming shell. Tim took the
controls again when the execs lobbed another tough question about bugs
they'd made no progress in fixing. Again, Tim leveled the plane and hit
the cool cam button. And again, he didn't have to answer because everyone
was fixated on the screen.
Tim's "cool cam" saved European Air War. It went from a money-leaking embarrassment
to a top-tier release for MicroProse. The weekly meetings got easier, more
developers were brought on, and the team managed to put together one hell
of a game. It reviewed well after its 1998 release and is still a popular
game for history buffs. And it probably wouldn't have been released if
not for a programmer that knew what the project needed most; the cool cam.
seems EAW was very lucky to actually get off the ground.
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