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#1833296 - 04/21/06 06:26 AM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
FishTaco Member Registered: 12/18/03 Loc: Perth, Western Australia	"Did you find anything unusual about Dinsdale Pirahna?" "I should think not! Dinsdale was a PERFECT gentleman, on top of which, he knew how to treat a female impersonator". And something not seen on the original: My wife bought me a collectors edition copy of The Life of Brian, and there was a section cut from the part at the end with the "Judian Peoples Front Crack Suicide Squad". Apparently, a few of them decide not to kill themselves, and their seniour officer orders them to "Return to camp, and eat six fried pork sausages each" Was cut so that it would not offend the Jewish people, but man, watching it is SO funny! _________________________ Kindest regards, AJ "A woman is just like an aeroplane. You have to treat them very gently, occasionally roughly, but the most important thing is that you must take them to heaven for at least five hours per day".
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#1833297 - 04/21/06 12:11 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
Jedi Master Sierra Hotel Registered: 02/15/00 Loc: Space Coast, USA	Yeah, the Criterion version of Life of Brian was worth the extra $$. I have all the movies except And Now For Something Completely Different on DVD, the entire 14 disc series, the 2 disc live set, and now the Life of Python set which pretty much fills in all the blanks. Those have all the reunions they did over the past 20 years (Graham Chapman died 18 yrs ago already!!) Vicar: It's about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim. Devious: Well yeah, it's just that we're not, as of yet, totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim. Vicar: But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement! Devious: That's just legal jargon you know. Vicar: But my car hit by a lorry standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim. Devious: Well, Reverend Morrison in your policy it states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid. Vicar: Oh, dear. Devious: You plucked for our 'never pay policy' which, uhh, which if you never claim is very worthwhile, but you, uh, had to claim and there it is. Vicar: Oh, dear. The Jedi Master _________________________ Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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#1833298 - 04/21/06 04:58 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
Morgul Member Registered: 02/19/03 Loc: England	Is this the right room for an argument? $\:D$
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#1833299 - 04/21/06 04:59 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
PanzerMeyer Sierra Hotel Registered: 04/04/01 Loc: Miami, FL USA	Quote: Originally posted by Morgul: Is this the right room for an argument? $\:D$ I've told you once... _________________________ Everyone around me dies Mr. Morden except for those who most deserve it - Londo Mollari
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#1833300 - 04/21/06 05:43 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
Morgul Member Registered: 02/19/03 Loc: England	No you haven't...
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#1833301 - 04/21/06 06:17 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
semmern Member Registered: 03/19/01 Loc: Oslo, Norway	Yes you have... _________________________ After all, Surprise is on our side! -Jack Aubrey
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#1833302 - 04/21/06 06:39 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
TDog Member Registered: 01/03/01 Loc: WI, USA	I'd like to return this parrot. _________________________ "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." Personal - http://www.myspace.com/tdog2112 Current Band - http://www.myspace.com/jumpingparker
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#1833303 - 04/21/06 07:09 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
PanzerMeyer Sierra Hotel Registered: 04/04/01 Loc: Miami, FL USA	He's pining for the fjords! _________________________ Everyone around me dies Mr. Morden except for those who most deserve it - Londo Mollari
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#1833304 - 04/21/06 07:47 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
Li'lJugs Senior Member Registered: 12/31/00 Loc: St. Cloud MN USA	And I thought you were so rugged! _________________________ "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the ******* chase you. He will follow. "
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#1833305 - 04/21/06 08:04 PM Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
Jedi Master Sierra Hotel Registered: 02/15/00 Loc: Space Coast, USA	Five is right out! The Jedi Master _________________________ Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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